She finally calmed down and realized warm, soapy water would solve their sticky problem quickly and painlessly (even though her husband was already on his way home to save his son’s manhood).Ī first-time mommy diligently taught her then-1-year-old the correct terminology for his body, including his boy parts. Upset, she called her husband, who had absolutely no chill either. She was completely freaked out, which caused him to also panic. One mom of two recalled how her 3-year-old, wanting to decorate his penis, wrapped a Jake and the Neverland Pirates Band-Aid around it. His response: “But Mom, I want to pee on everything!” She’d just dressed her little one and turned around to talk to me, when he peeled off his clothes and started urinating on the front lawn. These 10 hilarious stories prove every boy is the king of his own penis party.Ī mom of three shared that her youngest son, just a tad over 2, had recently discovered the joys of being a nudist - along with his ability to water the plants with his penis. (They also tend to be completely confused when you explain that not everyone has one.)įor every mom who wonders if her son is the only one obsessed with his genitalia, never fear. They will grab, pull and point out their private parts in public with the greatest of enthusiasm. Sacrilegious or not, it was hilarious.Īny parent can attest that when a little boy discovers he has a penis, all social norms go out the door.

So did everyone else sitting within earshot of our family. He was standing on the seat beside me, pointing to his newfound erection, and I couldn’t help but laugh.

Mother plays with sons dick